Maduro Monday: 10 dark cigars for $49.99

Gentlemen, welcome to the darkness — it’s Maduro Monday, and we’ve got a lineup that’ll leave you spellbound. Ten premium, rich-as-sin maduros, each one a nocturnal symphony of flavor to kick your week off with a bang. Leading the charge is our Midnight in Paris blend, a smoke so smooth it might as well come with a jazz soundtrack — dark, sultry, perfect with a French roast, whether you’re on the banks of the Seine or parked in your favorite chair.

But we don’t stop there. No, we march on with a dazzling box-pressed torpedo, an oily San Andrés wrapper so luscious it shimmers. Cracking this beauty open, you get hit with Nicaraguan corojo fillers that dance with every puff. It’s a love affair wrapped in leaf. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Finest Hour Oscuro Robusto — a small dynamo that lands a punch like a heavyweight, unapologetically bold.

But the grand finale — the tour de force — is a masterpiece of dark artistry: Padilla For Whom the Bells Toll. Draped in a thick, inky Broadleaf, crafted at the storied AJ Fernandez factory, this is a maduro that roars. Earth, spice, and a thunderous finish that’ll have you lighting another just to stay in the fight.

Ten stellar maduros for only $49.99 — but blink and they’ll be gone. This is Monday’s maduro madness, and you won’t want to miss it.